The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: An Interesting Article

December 22, 2011

I thought you might find this article interesting.


The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: My Favorite Halloween

November 2, 2010

I grew up in a small town in eastern Kentucky. The world was different then, more innocent. It was still three weeks until JFK was shot. We were in Viet Nam but only as advisors. Nobody had ever hijacked an airplane; suicide bombed a pizza parlor, or asked what the meaning of “is” was. Parents weren’t as worried about perverts and molesters as they are today. We used to go trick-or-treating alone for hours covering many neighborhoods.  There was one house, however, that never got a visit from a ghost or pirate. That was the old white house on the corner of our street. It sat way back off the street in a grove of huge dark pines. The house and the yard were not kept up very well. All of the neighborhood kids told stories about the old guy who lived there. The commonly agreed upon story was that he was an ax murderer. We all believed that he had ax murdered his wife and was just waiting for his next victim to come knocking.

This particular Halloween I was nine years old. Me, my older brother and two of our friends had gone out earlier and had made quite a hull. The four of us were returning to Iroquois Avenue with our pillowcases full of candy. We stopped under the street light out in front of the old white house at the corner. We looked at bags of candy corn and sweet tarts. Then we all turned and looked at the white house. The pale blue light of a television illuminated one window far off in the trees. Suddenly my brother started walking towards the three cement steps which led to the long sidewalk and into the pines. 

“Don’t do it” we cried!  “He’ll chop you up.”

All we could hear was the sound of my brother’s shoes on the sidewalk and then a knock on the door from the darkness. The door creaked open and the old man’s voice floated through the night air.

“ Wha do you wan?”

“Trick or treat!”

There was silence and then the screen door opened and shut, followed by footsteps from dark which got quicker as they got closer. My brother broke out of the trees and into the halo of the street light. He opened his pillowcase and on top of his candy was a five dollar bill! I could not get to the door fast enough. I pounded the door and the old man answered.

“ Wha do you wan?” he rasped as the strange smell on his breath wafted over me.

“Trick or treat!”

He walked away from the door and into a back room. He returned in a few seconds and I opened my bag. I ran down the path and into the light. I opened my bag and there on top of my candy was a tomato!

When we got a little older we learned that the old man wasn’t an ax murderer but an alcoholic. His wife had died some years before and he had found what comfort he could in the bottle. The yard, the garden and the house didn’t matter to him any longer.

That night, I never did figure it out. Was he just drunk and giving out whatever came to mind at the moment?  Or was it part of his plan. To the first kid brave enough to come to the door, five dollars! To the next greedy punk, a tomato!

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Thanks Science Dudes and Dudettes

May 26, 2010

Just wanted to say thanks for the thousands of hits and reads by the science types sent here by Mr. Myers.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Happy Birthday to Us

May 1, 2010

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy celebrates it’s second birthday this month! Two years, 310 posts, along with thousands of reads and comments.

Many Thanks!

A whole new blog on Monday! Topics soon to be covered

Why a boycott is great for Arizona!

How much is enough Mr. President!

Iron Man 2: A movie review.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: America: The Story of Us

April 26, 2010

Last night the premiere episode of the History Channel’s 12 hour, six part series called “America: The Story of Us,” was broadcast. If the rest of the series is anywhere as balanced and well produced as this chapter called “The Rebels” it is absolutely a must for family viewing.

“The Rebels” starts with the landing of John Rolfe at Jamestown and takes the viewer through the Battle of Yorktown. A mixture of reenactments, CGI and commentary by American’s from politics, media, business and academia the series is compelling and informative. Even the introduction by President Obama was palatable and free from self reference.

There were several historical facts that took me by surprise and I always thought of myself as a bit of an expert on “Us”. I learned that the first African-Americans came to the future United States as contract workers in Jamestown. I was also unaware of the heroic experiment by Washington at Valley Forge in inoculating his army against smallpox.

I could not find any information on the writers and producers of this excellent series on the History Channel’s website and the credits whizzed by pretty quickly at the end of the show but they are to be congratulated. The History Channel in a brilliant marketing move is also offering the series free on DVD to any school who would like one. The details for this offer are available at

If nothing I have said convinces you that this is a great series the fact that The Christian Scientist Monitor praised it and famed liberal and TV reviewer Tom Shales panned it should have you setting your DVR.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Happy Easter/Passover

April 4, 2010

To all of you right wing nut jobs out there:

Enjoy this spring season and the religious holidays that go along with this time.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is taking a few days off and will return on Tuesday.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Spring Fever

March 19, 2010

Even the most staunch of conservatives is not immune from a bad case of spring fever. Combine this with a healthy dose of March Madness and it spells trouble!

The VRWC will be back later this weekend with a new blog but until then enjoy some college hoop!