The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Ok, Ok I Admit It! We’re all Racists!

Fellow conservatives, the time has come to drop the façade and come clean with the American public! Let’s admit that Carter, Clinton, Maher, Garafolo and a host of other are all right and we are just a bunch of low IQ, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, inbred, sheet wearing racists!

There I said it! I feel better already. It’s time to fess up that it isn’t about our beliefs or principles. It isn’t about morality or the Constitution.  It’s all about race! We Conservatives have feigned are approval for Michael Steel, Condi Rice, Clarence Thomas, Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, Larry Elder and a host of other Black conservatives for far too long.  We reject Ward Connerly, Niger Innis, Shelby Steel, Armstrong Williams and Kenneth Blackwell. Who needs them!

The leftist are correct:

If Obama were just a White guy we would all be in favor of a government takeover of our Healthcare system. If he were White we would be happy to stand in the government line and take whatever they deemed sufficient to dole out to us. 

If Obama were just a White guy we would favor Cap and Trade and be happy to kick in a bunch more dough for our heating oil to keep our kids warm in the winter. We would believe in global warming and wouldn’t mind that Al Gore has made more money off of carbon than all of the coal mine in West Virginia.

If Obama were just a White guy we would be all for folks like Van Jones and Kevin Jennings. We would accept the loose logic of Jones on 9/11 and loose morality of Jennings when counseling school kids.

If Obama were only a white guy we would be all for the government takeover of GM and regulating private sector pay checks.

If Obama were only a white guy we would be happy to walk away from the war on terror.

If only Obama were a White guy we would all support getting the Gitmo detainees into this country.

If Obama were only a White guy we would be in favor of making all illegal aliens citizens tomorrow.

If Obama were only a white guy we would all be happy Marxist too!

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