The President and the Secretary have outlined a six step plan that is sure to have the Dear Leader so scared he may order his starving people to go out and tear down his uranium enrichment plants.
Step 1) Go to the United Nations and have them send a strongly worded letter demanding an apology.
Step 2) Secretary Clinton will give several angry speeches denouncing the Bush administration’s policy towards North Korea
Step 3) President Obama will begin unilateral disarmament of our own nuclear weapons.
Step 4) President Obama will petition both The Royal and Ancient and the United States Golf Associations to continue to not recognize Kim Jong Il’s claimed record score of 54 for eighteen holes.
Step 5) The North Korean ambassador will not be invited to the next four Wednesday afternoon parties at the White House.
Step 6) The United States will no longer ship and legitimate DVDs to North Korea forcing General Il to watch pirate copies of his favorite new movies.
President Obama announced that these severe steps could be avoided only if The North Korean leader issued a sincere apology and promised to never ever do it again.