Hillary Clinton has finally pulled out a big victory over Obama tat can’t be blamed on white racism. She won in Puerto Rico on Sunday while Barach Obama was busy quitting his old church. You know, the one he could no sooner denounce that his white grangmather who he threw under the bus months ago.
He then spent several hours going to black churches in Chicago making sure nobody else was saying anything stupid.
“What I really need is to get some sleep so I can quit misspeaking” said Mr. Obama.
Meanwhile Clinton has promised to continue to win small meaningless victories until Democrat super delegates become fully aware of all crap she and her husband have on them.